And we went to the dentist today. She was good but everyone kept asking if the music was okay (it was reggae and then this weird house music). And I got a weird head massage. Effing Los Angeles. Everything turned out alright though. I have to get this deep-cleaning thing because my gums are messed up (so says Dr. Toothbrush). It’s going to cost a boatload of money but I have to do it. You can break your arm and the bones will reconnect and be okay but teeth? Once you lose a tooth, you’re one step closer to going on the Jerry Springer show. Just sayin’.

I’m also happy that despite the weird office practices, that I still have my kidneys and they didn’t turn out to be vampires.